Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
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I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest