If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm both gender and math confused
Please don't give away my fajitas
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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