you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Randomize
