News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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