I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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