I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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