Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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