Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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