Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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