literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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