love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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