i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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