Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
So many bounce houses so little time
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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