Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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