Me too!
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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