Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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