Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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