fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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