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My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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