Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
one two three fourrrrnication!
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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