Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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