is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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