FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
