That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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