You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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