the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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