we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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