Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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