Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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