I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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