i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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