I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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