Where is the hickey?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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