I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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