She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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