You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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