yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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