it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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