overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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