uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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