Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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