i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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