i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
