Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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