I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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