look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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