I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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