I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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