hell yes lets make some ravioli
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
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Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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