I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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