She announced her abortion via fbk
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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