just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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