the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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