If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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