These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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