I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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